"Dear Cats and Dogs, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest".
"TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS
WHO VISIT AND
LIKE TO COMPLAIN
ABOUT OUR PETS:
They live here, YOU DON'T
If you don't want their hair on your clothes,
stay off the furniture, that's why they call it "fur"-niture
I like my pets alot better
than I like most people!
To you, they are animals,
To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours
and don't speak clearly"
Have a Great Weekend All!